F = Female
M = Male
F: Where should we go tonight?
M: Anywhere lah
F: Is there a a particular thing you wanna do tonight?
M: Not really.
F: Why you sound so sian like that, you don't like to go out with me isit?
M: No no ... just tired don't really want think about it. Anywhere is fine with me.
F: What would you do if we're not going out tonight?
M: Don't know ... maybe go watch soccer with some friends and have some beer lor.
F: So that's what you really want to do isit?
M: No .. you ask me what ...
F: Then you go and hang out with your friends lah ...
M: But I promise to hang out with you tonight and I will
F: But if you don't want to you don't have to. Don't have to force yourself
M: No lah, I really want to spend time with you ok?
F: Nevermind lah. You go ahead lah. I'll meet you another time.
M: Oh .... ok. I'll make my own plans then.
F: HHMMPH!!! (Gets angry)
M: What now??
F: I ask you to go join your friends, you really go!
M: ya what! .. you told me you don't want to meet tonight what!
F: I wanted to see if you truly want to be with me mah!? I want it to come from your heart!
M: I told you I really want to spend time with you what?!?
F: But it is not from your heart!
M: What!??! It is lah ... walau! how to prove?
F: You failed my test liao. What's there to prove?
M: Test?? Narbey ...
F: Now you scold me!?!??
M: No! ... What the Fuck (to himself) ...
F: I heard that!!!
M: What!?!? I don't mean ... Argghh!! Why are you so unreasonable?
F: What you so loud? Why you so angry? So I am unreasonable now lah?!?
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Somehow, there is no winning this argument, my friend. Women are confounding that way, as I should know.
Have you heard about this: Man has 2 heads but woman has 2 mouths. Man is normally more brainy and woman is more talkative. Man will never understand why most woman behaves this way. This is fun, however.
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